N2K: It’s the End of the World as We Know It

Here are nine teams’ signs of the apocalypse

1. Texas Rangers – The stars aren’t so bright, deep in the heart of Texas
2. New York Yankees – Baseball’s version of old money
3. Boston Red Sox – Red Sox Nation breathlessly awaiting Mike Napoli and hoping there isn’t another member of the Drew family
4. Washington Nationals – First in war, first in peace, first in all of baseball?
5. Los Angeles Dodgers  - Now bleeding Dodger Green
6. Toronto Blue Jays – Wants to be more than the best team in Canada
7. Kansas City Royals – Changing their slogan from “Always low talent. Always.”
8. San Francisco Giants – They Might be Giants singing to all of baseball, “You’re Not the Boss of Me”
9. Miami Marlins - Changing their name again this time to the “Mayan Marlins”

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for REM!:

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